10 things i hate about you

1) I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.

2) I hate the way you drive my car.

3) I hate it when you stare.

4) I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.

5) I hate this so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.

6) I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.

7) I hate it when you lie.

8) I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.

9) I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.

10) But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.
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--Ten Things I Hate About You"